What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.