What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.