Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.