What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.