What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies