What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave