What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.