What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.