What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.