What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics