What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es