Std Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD?

Four whore and seven beers ago....

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.