Std Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD?

Four whore and seven beers ago....

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do men and pizza have in common?

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