How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.