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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

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