How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo