What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log