What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log