What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

How do trees access the internet?

They log on