What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Pretty good.

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An American full of himself.

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Lou !

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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The Internship

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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They log on

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They log on.