Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!