Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.