Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter?

Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.