Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.