How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.