How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips