What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.