What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.