What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.