What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Tom Cruise Jokes More Tom Cruise Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.