Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.