Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.