Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!