Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.