What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his