What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!