When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin