When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin