What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.