What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!