One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Only the good die, Jung.
It's his private eye.
Because he had no depth perception.