Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!