Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.