Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!