What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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M'Hearty"

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Driving

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Friiiiiiies

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He nuts and bolts

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!