Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.