Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '