Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future