Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call a trio of Muslims?

The Three Mosqueteers.