What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph