Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!