What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.