What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.