What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg