What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !