What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.