What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit