What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.