Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Because he ate his pillow.
The constellation prize.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
As long as she is unmarried.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
So she can be pardoned.
removed
Because 7 8 9.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
News of the elections is getting old.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
