Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)