3, and the rest are true stories.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
the rest of them will write Perl
The rest are hunting peckers.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)