How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.