3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Give him sheet music.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A spelling bee.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
One.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.