A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A: Proofreading.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
Because they're 90 degrees!
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
A: After a dye job.
Brainwashing.