How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.