Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?