Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.