Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry