Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.