Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.