Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.