Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)