What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)