What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)