Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.