What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.