What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!