What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."