Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because 4 8 16!
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
That's not my stile.
They're easier to find in the dark.
A cross walk
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
The future
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Because he came second.
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
He wears a coat and pants.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
She has a hispanic attack
Past tense.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Really *sighs*