What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.