A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
Half of a cat.
Kurt and Rod.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
A condescending con descending.
Anything but Canadian Club..
I'd like some H20 please.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
You better not try to start anything.