What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.