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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.