What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.