It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Pop,goes the weasel.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Their bigotry.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
I can clearly see you're nuts.
On the rocks
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
