What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.