He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He thought it was his civic doodie!
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Silicone Valley