What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.