What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.