What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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One has a job.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.